ooooh!!!!! and we are surrounded by 0h-so-many of them! gosh! they should be exterminated
those showing symptoms of this kind of serious, complex i'd say, are mostly found among the female population
well
they vary in sizes and color and ages too
and very often there major worry is "how to sicken other people's life"
by means and ways,far-fetched sometimes,but many prefer to stick to the classics;let's steal this girl's man
and by professionals like us[yeah i happen to be one too,given that i'm taking professional courses in accounting,mind you :) this is far way "connected" to our social hazards,anyways] we've designed certain specific words and codings to describe them[we just can't let them go with NO-NAMES!],
and i proudly present : b*tch,sl@t,Wh#re,that was the names given to these specific females through the time,and very recently there has been deesse[go only for how it sounds to your ear not to it's literal French meaning] and many many many more,unfortunately
oooh...now i'm like fed up,but it's my civic duty[dir sa?] to complete this very important post to protect the whole human race from this threat!
sometimes i think,if they did not existed,well who would wish bad of me then???
who would talk bad of me??
who would spread rumours about myself[rumours according to my accounting theories are just news partly true partly false spread just to cause nuisance to someone,and usually people enjoooooyyyyyyyy gossiping ]
well,Girls,i'm feeling privileged,really,cause you feel i'm so important to speak of me =D and i'm a major topic of your conversations
it really touches me,your concern,and i'll even go to say "utmost respect" to me has touched me to the bottom of my heart...
i am of a vital importance in you peeps life...THANK YOU and yeah...thanks to make my friends part of the rumours [oooh]
you are actually giving US importance while WE totally piss in your face [oki that one was a bit hard,i agree..i just can't help being nasty today...sincere apologies]
and i think you people are a necessary evil,yeah
because you know,i'm a queen [maybe a fat and a very much-not-beautiful one] but i remain a queen in whatever circumstances even if i'm at my worst[i do happen to have bad hair days though i know i have such lustrous hair that will make anyone one on planet Narcissus green]
and yeah,another of there oh-so-irritating habit [a very bad one] oh they have to do everything possible to make themselves acceptable,yeah,sad no? tsssk
they need to COPY and IMITATE perhaps?
they need to adopt our loved jargons which we created with so much of love [grrr this one really pisses me off]
seriously peeps! don't you have other things to do?!? iiiiiiiii i might want to crash your face or maybe slap you HARD!!!!
well they need to do THINGS to "integrate the society" [this perfectly explains the title,though the title sounds like some kind of assignment made for a psychology class]
you need to get yourself noticed,well next time do this [and trust me,it will work and will make wonders,you never gonna believe] : GO and walk NAKED!
well in my arsenal,there are various types of fire-arms: assault rifles, pistols, machine guns, submachine-guns, sniper rifles...but...ehem...i won't go and kill them,it doesn't suit a queen at all
i'm a queen,true to me,true to everyone
i don't need sick and desperate options to be loved[and hated of course]
i'm a drama queen,and i'll even kneel and bow my head to have my crown [like it or not, i even have a throne]
Drama Queen
